I know many of you would like to know how it is to visit the wonder that is Ireland... well, here's your chance! Get excited.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Cork and Galway
Why kiss the Blarney Stone?
The legend goes that when you kiss the Blarney Stone, you are give the gift of "gab" or speaking with great eloquence/flattery. The meaning of "blarney" as "flattering" first derived from Lord McCarthy and Queen Elizabeth I. Elizabeth wrote McCarthy to request an oath of loyalty to her as she was going to reoccupy his land. McCarthy wrote back with respect to her, saying that she was welcome anytime she wanted to escape to Blarney, but he never answered her completely. The Queen wrote back thanking him for his offer, but still asked for the previous orders; McCarthy again ignored her letter, respectfully offering her a place to stay. After going back in forth a few times, Elizabeth finally responded to Lord McCarthy saying he was giving her a "lot of Blarney", thus the tale was born. Is that true? I don't know, but I hope so because it's funny to me. But who wouldn't want to have the chance to maybe gather a disease from TripAdvisor.com's "most unhygienic tourist attraction" by kissing the stone along with the other millions of people in the world? My older brother Chris kissed it a few years before I did, do you think that counts as incest? yikessss
Killarney, Ireland
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Dublin so far...
In Dublin's fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!"
Do the Irish live up to their reputation?
We've all been stereotyped by where we live....
In Texas it's assumed we all live on ranches, wear cowboy hats and boots, ride horses to school and we all love George W. Bush. In California, they're all really tan liberal surfers that have the happiest cows. Georgia MUST have the best peaches because that's obviously the only thing they're known for as a state. Wisconsin is full of rednecks that eat cheese. Canadians say "eh?" and the only thing they do is hockey all year, and if you watch South Park then they all only have half of their faces attached to their heads. One of my all-time favorites has to be Family Guy's description of the Russians: bears on unicycles. Anyways, you get the picture, just to name a few.
Which begs these questions from most people: Are the Irish out every night drinking? and Is Ireland full of gingers?
Sadly, the latter is a no. Not everyone is a red-head. There are a lot, yes, but not as much as you would think. Though I do find it interesting to hear different cultures speak with an Irish accent. No, I'm not racist. Like I said, it's just interesting. The Irish, do, however, love to drink. They aren't drunk all of the time, despite what some people think, but they do like to drink after work, and mostly all of the pubs are packed by midnight every night and stay open past 3am.
I have never met people more friendly than the Irish, however. They love to talk to you about anything and everything, and they will always help you out no matter what. Just be careful, because sometimes when you ask them for directions, they'll be so eager to help you that they lead you all the way to your destination. And don't be surprised if they ask you to stay for dinner, and maybe get you to sign adoption papers while you're at it. :) They aren't THAT friendly, but that would be pretty funny.
Anyways, to put it in a few words, I'm having a blast in Ireland soaking up the culture and the country's beauty that surrounds it.
In Texas it's assumed we all live on ranches, wear cowboy hats and boots, ride horses to school and we all love George W. Bush. In California, they're all really tan liberal surfers that have the happiest cows. Georgia MUST have the best peaches because that's obviously the only thing they're known for as a state. Wisconsin is full of rednecks that eat cheese. Canadians say "eh?" and the only thing they do is hockey all year, and if you watch South Park then they all only have half of their faces attached to their heads. One of my all-time favorites has to be Family Guy's description of the Russians: bears on unicycles. Anyways, you get the picture, just to name a few.
Which begs these questions from most people: Are the Irish out every night drinking? and Is Ireland full of gingers?
Sadly, the latter is a no. Not everyone is a red-head. There are a lot, yes, but not as much as you would think. Though I do find it interesting to hear different cultures speak with an Irish accent. No, I'm not racist. Like I said, it's just interesting. The Irish, do, however, love to drink. They aren't drunk all of the time, despite what some people think, but they do like to drink after work, and mostly all of the pubs are packed by midnight every night and stay open past 3am.
I have never met people more friendly than the Irish, however. They love to talk to you about anything and everything, and they will always help you out no matter what. Just be careful, because sometimes when you ask them for directions, they'll be so eager to help you that they lead you all the way to your destination. And don't be surprised if they ask you to stay for dinner, and maybe get you to sign adoption papers while you're at it. :) They aren't THAT friendly, but that would be pretty funny.
Anyways, to put it in a few words, I'm having a blast in Ireland soaking up the culture and the country's beauty that surrounds it.
"It's hard to soar like eagles when you're working with fuckin' turkeys"- Linton Walsh
It's 10:15 here, so I'm at work waiting for my next assignment for the day. It's taken some getting used to working only with guys not much older than myself. Its hard to catch up to their slang, and they just laugh at me when I say "y'all" even though I don't have much of a Texan accent. Instead of saying "y'all" or "you guys" they say "yous." I've caught on, though. "How ya gettin' on?" is "how are you?" and they never say "bye", it's just "see yous later." And I can't help it, but I've gotten to that point where I start talking in the accent too, so I'm sure it's just deafening to the guys at work to hear me attempt to say anything with an Irish accent. Oh, and another big thing, they cuss a LOT. Words that we think are bad in the American dictionary are used very frequently here. So on the off-chance that I cuss in front of them for one thing or another, it's just a laughing matter. Especially for my boss, Linton. Now, I'm used to being mostly professional where I work (I can't really say working as a waitress at Wings N More is exactly the most professional atmosphere), but here its easy to say that acting professional is NOT normal. Linton, the one you should thank for the brilliant quote that is the title of my blog, cracks me up. He is professional and gets down to business, but he's always messing with me as the American, and when I'm sarcastic right back, he thinks it's funny. The guys around me said that once Linton calls me certain curse words, it means that he likes me. Let's just say I'm fitting in just fine now haha.
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